Tidings of Comfort

Why do we do this to ourselves? Every year, we endure the pain and hardship of Photoshopping taking a Christmas card that will reflect our joy and gratitude for friendships and the Holy Child. Instead, this happens:

And then this:

Which spirals downward to this:

And just when we think we've made it over the mountain, this:

So then our numbers take a hit.

Until finally, we just resort to our true selves.

From our dysfunction to yours, we wish you a merry photo session. Good luck with that.