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Monday, June 22, 2009

Give It Away Now

Might be time for a little geography lesson around here. In the space of one 24-hour period, my three-year-old son, Mitch, who lives in Iowa, spoke the following:

1.     Upon arriving at the pool on a sweltering afternoon: “Oh, shoot. I wanted to go to Chicago.” We live six hours by car from My Kind of Town. I told him that, alas, we were only able to accomplish one errand a day when the heat index was over 100 degrees. This seemed to placate him for the time being.

2.     When asked to make a stop at our potty before venturing out as it’s easier to find our potty than one in the greater world, he looked suddenly mournful and said, “It’s very, very hard to find potties in New York.” To my knowledge, he’s never been there. Seemed to have quite the pulse on the situation, however.

3.     Weeping, tired, hungry at the end of the day, he wailed, “But we didn’t go to Puerto Rico!” After further questioning, we deduced he meant we didn’t go to Tropical Sno for shaved ice, not that we hadn't been to Old San Juan. Puerto Ricoooo, Tropical Snoooo--an easily made mistake. 

[Perhaps it’s the heat causing all this confusion. Ever visited a rainforest? Throw in a few cornfields and angry, sunburned people, and you have a good visual of Iowa this week.]

At any rate, all this talk about geography reminds me of you, dear readers. There you are, all over the everywhere, and I think it’s about time to send free stuff to YOUR zip code. So here’s a little sumpin, in case you’re in search of a summer read: 

A cute, pocketbook-sized copy of Act Two (child not included) and….

...the summer issue of Life:Beautiful magazine. Have you seen this? Click here to go to their site, but I’m telling you, it’s a lovely magazine. Kind of a Martha Stewart Living for the woman of faith. The photos alone are worth the price of admission, but some writer named Kimberly Stuart also has an article in this issue.

Just take one tiny second and e-mail me no later than JULY 4, 2009, at kimberly@kimberlystuart.com and I’ll enter your name into the drawing. Two winners will be drawn, using a highly scientific process involving my three-year-old and a sombrero.

In the meantime, please look for me and Mitch the next time you’re in Chicago hunting down a New York-style potty next to the Tropical Sno. We’ll be the ones in sombreros.


  1. Your blog is like medicine to my soul. Love it.

  2. I refuse to believe he is 3, but he is adorable. :) Good luck finding the potty.

  3. I say again, I am so glad you started a blog. :)

  4. I love that you started a blog...will make me so happy to follow it. LOVE Life Beautiful just started to get it last month. LOVE LOVE LOVE it...got a gift sub for my Mom too. It's that good. No need for free stuff for me since I have the book and the mag but LOVE to see you in the blog world

  5. See Kimberly, people love your blog! I do too because it's funny!

    ~ Audra aka "your pushy publicist that said you should blog" :)

  6. I just finished the book! Checked it out at the Johnston Library - I loved your description of local people - because I actually read the book (instead of unpacking) IN the 100 degree weather from my plastic tri fold chair on my deck. Beautiful.